In 10 years, where will I be?

 

Well let me ask you this question, "If a tree falls in a forest, and there is no one around to hear it, does Pat actually make it to the forrest?" ~ Probably not, he is still listening to is iPod, and head banging to The Spice Girls.

 

If a train is traveling at a constant speed and you jump in front of it while it is moving, do you have a chance at survival? Probably not.

 

Well in 10 years I will be the young age of 27. I will be single, live with my mother and have 5 cats. Oh I'm sorry, I think I confused  my life with that of Kenneth Hans. I appologize.

 

Well, in ten years I plan to be a film director or an actor in the motion picture industry.

 

My movies will include

John Szablewski's The True Meaning of Christmas

Jaws:The Musical

Cloudy With a Chance Meatballs

 

I hopefully will be married around this point in my life. Who knows if this will really happen, due to the fact that I will most likely still be looking for a date for the Senior Prom.

 

 

 

 

I want to also play the piano for Broadway Shows on my off days. I really enjoy playing the piano for concerts and while people sing.

 

 

This is the Movie Poster for the exciting epic movie John's Life: The musical

 

 

I will still be driving the car i bought for $10 in High School.

 

 

BURN BABY BURN!

 

I am going to write my autobiography. It will be in 12 volumes.

Here are three of them.

 The Red Book is : John Szablewski : A History

The Green Book is : There Once Was a Man That You Knew!

The Brown Book is : Prom Dates for Dummies

 

All of these works will be available for seventy-seven easy payments of $666.00. Cash Only!

 

 

    Well now this is what I've heard.

 

     I married Sarah Palin after she fired her husband from the job. It has been a real blast. I make people laugh when i say " I can see more than just Russia when shes at my house."

     Patrick DiPalma: Dead. He ate himself into a coma at Kissng Bridge during our yearly ski trip. He died on the hill. I had to carry him down.

     Garrison Whitt figured out the cure to cancer but fatally died when he got a shipment of exotic stamps from Bangladesh and they blew up.  Pity.

     Kristina Silbak got plastic surgery and looks like Marlyn Monroe now after a soccer ball, traveling at a speed of 75 mph, slammed into her face at the World Cup championship. Luckily the doctors fixed her nose, after it fell off of her face from the impact.

     Mohamed Sharif bought the continent of Antartica and developed his own army of military penguins that all mimmic James Bond. They have been arrested numerous times for holding up tuxedo shops. They have also kidnapped Santa Claus. There is a 50% chance that christmas will not take place this year.

   

Events:

D'Youville college will close after a horrible explosion in the Gross Anatomy lab.  Eyewitnesses claim to have seen one Anita Crotty juggling the human hearts to the music of Elton John when a heart fell into some flamable liquid. All were safe and survived.

 

Mr. Hans will be fined $25,000 for public indecency. Short shorts will once again only be available to the famale public.

 

Crocs will be manditory footware. Everyone will be issued a pair from the Government.

 

Auntie Anne's will buy Wal-mart and Pretzels will take over the world. Mohamed and his army of military pengins will try to stop it, bit will be killed and made into bird flavored pretzels. Costumers say that they taste like chicken.